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Review: Tasty Planet: Back for Seconds

At a Glance

ESRB Rating: NR - Not Rated
My Rating: Ages 6 and up
Genre: Other
License: Commercial
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Release Year: 2016
Review Published On: May 20th, 2016
Played on: Martha

Available on:

Windows
MacOS

Available from:

Gamers Gate
Steam

Areas of Concern:
  • Mild violence


How to Save and Pause:

Your progress is automatically saved whenever you return to the map screen. To pause the game during a level, hit ESC or P.

Time needed per session:

The levels in this game are fairly short (and youre encouraged to be as quick about it as possible), so you can play this game whenever you have a few minutes of free time.

Does this game pose issues for Christian players?

No - this is a great game for Christians
Your ball of goo will consume literally everything over the course of the game, though this is never depicted graphically. Nor is it ever taken seriously.

Screenshots

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Picky people eater

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Lifes a feast!

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Smaller than a bacteria



Game Overview

Chances are pretty good that if youve been browsing the internet for a year or two, youve stumbled across a game similar to this one. The basic concept has been repeated many times over, as its a fairly simple thing to program. You control a small character, a blob of gray nanomachines in this case, and proceed to consume everything that is smaller than yourself. Each thing you eat makes you grow slightly larger, and eventually after eating enough small objects you can move on to larger ones.

What makes this game unique is the story and the level design it uses. Some levels are like puzzles or small challenges that you need to complete in a specific way, others follow the more traditional approach of eating everything until youre the size the level wanted you to reach. Meanwhile, the scientists that created your nanomachine swarm are trying everything they can to create a way to stop your constant growth and hunger.

Id suggest giving this game a spin; its fun, cute, and the end of the world as we know it.

Points of Interest

Stupid and fun

Games like this have been on computers for a long, long time and the formula never really changed. In each game, you simply moved your character over whatever was smaller than to make them grow bigger until the game decided that you won. Tasty Planet does do a few things to make this style of gameplay more unique, such as zooming the camera out to give you more room to run around once youve grown large enough or create mazes out of the things you cant yet eat.

However, every so often, a level will require you to complete some other task. For example, during the levels that take place in the Roman Empire, theres a level where you defend a series of ballistas against a legion of angry gladiators. Once you have defended the ballistas successfully, you get to eat them.

Earn medals by beating par times

Each level records your best clear time. Once the level ends, your clear time is compared against the three par times for the level, and youll get a medal if you do well. Getting bronze, silver, or gold medals is more than just bragging rights: they are required to give you access to bonus levels. So, if you want to play more Tasty Planet, youll need to play a lot of Tasty Planet.

Achievements and Trading cards

Like most Steam games these days, there are achievements and a set of Steam trading cards you can collect. Most of the achievements simply record your overall progress through the story or milestones regarding how many medals youve collected, so while they are offered, they arent exactly exciting.

Silly extra levels

There is a huge number of extra levels that you unlock by earning medals. Each bonus level is unlocked by a specific amount of medals, and chances are youll have unlocked one or two by the time you complete the story. Unfortunately, the majority of the bonus levels require you to have earned a lot of gold medals, which are extremely hard to earn.

Local multiplayer

Its slightly awkward, but its possible to play this game with a friend. One of you controls a blob of goo using the mouse, while the other controls their own goo using the keyboard. The awkward part comes from the fact that theres only one camera, and it doesnt really track two goos at once very well. This can make it hard to move around or see what youre doing, as the two of you are stuck exploring the portion of the level that fits on screen.

Seems overpriced

The basic concept behind this game has been around for a long time, and its been implemented as free flash games several times over. This makes it a little hard to swallow the $7 price tag. Still, its better than it could be; this is actually the second game in the series, and the first game, which is only available from the developers website and reportedly has some gameplay issues, is priced at $20.

Concerns and Issues

Youre directing an end of the world scenario

Think about that for a moment. In this happy game, youre actively directing the destruction of the entire universe. Its certainly not presented as a dark or horrible thing, but the fact remains that youre literally eating everything that exists.

Living things are on the menu

Most of the time, youll be absorbing everything from candy to dinosaur bones to random insects and architecture. Thats nothing to really be concerned about, but sometimes youll be devouring people or other living creatures.

On a side note, this also highlights our own hypocrisy. While most of us dont think much about killing virtual people, consuming Mr. Kittykins doesnt sit very well with everyone.

Bloodless munching

Nothing you absorb ever bleeds. Instead, they just make a noise and shrink into your growing mass. Its actually a little weird seeing people continue walking around as they disappear, but apparently nobody taught the nanobots to chew their food.