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Review: Farming Simulator 2013

At a Glance

ESRB Rating: E - Everyone
My Rating: Everyone
Genre: Simulation
License: Commercial
Fun-O-Meter:
Release Year: 2013
Review Published On: August 27th, 2016
Played on: Martha & Thaddeus

Available on:

Windows
MacOS

Available from:

Steam

Areas of Concern:
  • Nothing of note


How to Save and Pause:

You can pause a Single Player game at any time by hitting ESC. This brings up a screen that can be used to manage your vehicles, view your crops, or exit the game. Since you can view this screen at any time, you are also able to save your game and/or quit whenever you want.

Time needed per session:

Expect long sessions here: getting anywhere can take a few hours, even with the simulation speed set to its maximum. Youre not going to be able to play it for just a few minutes at a time, so plan ahead.

Does this game pose issues for Christian players?

No - this is a great game for Christians
Theres nothing offensive in this game, and its good fun.

Screenshots

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Harvesting wheat

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Delivering a load of hay bales

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Shoveling silage at the biofuel plant



Game Overview

A game that simulates doing real work doesnt sound like it would be any fun, but the success of this series proves that there is a devoted fan base for it. Of course, theres always those of us that simply want to play with the big machines, so I guess it was inevitable.

At the start of the game, youll be dumped on a small farm with a small selection of equipment and a loan youll eventually need to pay off. Beyond this, youre free to do almost anything. There are several types of crops you can grow, many of which feature their own line of equipment. You can also produce hay, raise livestock, or even just mow the grass. Watching the farm grow bigger and better is a large part of the fun, so some patience will go a long way.

I will admit though that this isnt going to be a game for everyone. There isnt much action, so if you dont like quiet games, this is going to bore you quickly. Personally, I find this one to be great for those times when I just want to sit back and recharge after a busy week. According to my Steam account, Ive spent 270 hours on this one game, making it the third most played game on my account.

Points of Interest

Relaxing and rewarding

This is a game where you pretend to do work on farms. Thats really all there is to it, and while it may not sound like something interesting, quietly tending to your crops and animals is actually really calming. It becomes rewarding when you have the money to expand your farm by purchasing new fields and equipment. Theres no end to the game, so you can continue to grow and expand however you see fit.

Maps are generally huge

The base game contains two maps: Hagenstedt and Westbridge Hills. The former is located in Germany, while the latter is located in rural Kansas. Both maps are huge, and itll take a long time to wander around and see everything. Exploring away from your fields is encouraged on the Hagenstedt map, as there are 100 horseshoes hidden around for you to find and collect.

User-controlled simulation speed

Farming tends to take a long time, as you need to plow, cultivate, plant and spray your crops. Then you need to wait for the crops to grow and mature before you can harvest them. Of course, if youre not fast enough, the crops will also eventually rot in the field.

To make things easier for the player, you can control how quickly time passes. Slow it down to give yourself time to plant and harvest crops, then speed it up to make them grow in moments. Simple!

Lots of real equipment

All of the farm equipment that you can use is licensed from real companies, allowing you to play with virtual copies of real world vehicles and hardware. If you really like this idea, try checking YouTube for your favorite tools; theres a good chance that youll find commercials for their real life counterparts!

Even more mods and maps

This game has a robust modding community, largely found on the games homepage. You can freely add these mods to your game to give you new vehicles, new types of crops and even the ability to place furniture and buildings where youd like. New maps are also available for you to farm and explore.

Personally, Id recommend the ATV mod, as its a fast and easy way to explore your map while you search for those horseshoes. Some maps also come with ramps and other stuff meant to be used as a playground for the ATV.

You dont need to farm alone

You dont need to do everything yourself. Most of the time, you can hire computer controlled workers to drive your tractors and harvesters, freeing you up to do something else while they do the work. But if you want, you can also have your friends join you on your farm in a multiplayer game.

Steam community features

Yes, a game about farming has achievements and Steam trading cards. The trading cards mostly feature the various tractors you can use in the game, but the achievements are more about making your farm a successful business.

Long play sessions

Dont expect this game to be a short one. It can easily take an hour to plant a field, and harvesting them can take longer.

Not all of the equipment is worth it

One of the downsides of having a lot of choices is that many arent really that great. Unless youre trying to impose a theme on your farm, youll have a better time if you just save up and buy the big toys instead of working your way up. This is especially true for growing potatoes and sugar beets.

The AI can be rather stupid

You can hire computer controlled workers to do various tasks for you. This tends to be really useful for managing larger farms, but the AI can run into trouble sometimes. In particular, it has a tendency to get the tractors stuck on trees and leave large gaps when planting crops with certain sowing machines.

Its also important to note that the AI will nearly always drive slower than they need to, so doing things yourself can be much quicker.

Hidden configuration feature (window mode)

One of the most useful features is the ability to play this game in a window. That way you can mute the game and watch something like YouTube or Netflix in a window off to the side. Unfortunately, this option is not in the games menus; youll need to edit an XML file in the games directory to enable it.

Concerns and Issues

Ultra non-violent

You cant possibly get less violent than this game. It goes out of its way to prevent anybody from getting harmed. Seriously, you cant harm anything even when you try. Hired workers wont drive through the players, and any of the people you see in town will either teleport away from you or harmlessly pass through your vehicle.

If you get into a traffic accident, the other vehicle will just disappear if you look away from that part of the world for a little while.